Life: Stop the Hate

I was casually flipping through a U.S. News and World Report, skimming the latest collegiate rankings. I was honestly perplexed. The beloved Ohio State was ranked in very few categories, if nothing else; I shed a tear out of pity.

I then thought, well this could be fun, why don’t I try and find a field where Ohio State is better than Michigan. After much careful searching, I found two. One being the school of veterinary because Michigan doesn’t have one and the other being vocational education because Michigan doesn’t care about it.

In a word: Pathetic.

Ohio State, you have great sports teams and could make a logical argument for OSU’s even being better than UM’s. You would ultimately fail in such an argument but still, it would be worth a discussion.

But honestly, let’s stop all the hate people. Just put everything together: academics, sports, and the campus. Everyone, both Michigan and Ohio State students alike, we should all hold hands in the name of friendship, cut out all the bickering, and unanimously agree that Michigan is a better school. It would make things much easier.

And to show my sincerity I will lead us all in a uniting song of faith…

Hail to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heroes
Hail, Hail, to Michigan
The leaders and best!